Welcome to Novemberland

Published by Darren Seeley on Saturday, 1 October 2011

It seems appropriate though somewhat tardy to be finally putting this domain name to use a whole ten years to the month since I first registered it.   Back then with dreams of world domination, I imagined it would become a household name to join the Holy Trinity of Google, Amazon and Ebay and necessitate the creation of a new holy doctrine made up of four divine entities instead of just the three we were all so familiar with.  However, whilst I was a ferocious digester of the internet, my contribution to it was small.

My actual internet journey started six years earlier in 1995.  A time when you couldn't buy Viagra™ online even if you wanted to.  As well as spending up to 8 hours a day 'looking up stuff' (All this inconveniently in my own time rather than my employer's who hadn't got around to providing their staff with free unlimited internet access at that time), I did as hobby sell rare books and CDs around the world via Usenet, a global bulletin board service.  Unfortunately I underestimated the growth of consumerism and failed to take full advantage of it. 

The mid nineties was a blossoming uncynical time for me and technology and incredibly exciting.  It was a time before Google existed and the gates to the world wide web were guarded by the now vaguely remembered likes of Lycos, Web Crawler and Alta Vista.  This early experience has undoubtedly spoiled me somewhat and I do lament a time when people didn't think a search engine was the actual internet.    

Are we now though just continually manipulated, because for most of us today's technology is just that little way beyond our understanding, or have I just reached an age where my rose coloured spectacles are chipped and faded and just too damn cynical.  

1995 was a time when  one would buy a book in bookshop and not just window shop to buy it later (and cheaper) from Amazon.  I fondly remember travelling up and down the country scouring shops for rare books that had somehow been overlooked or mis-catalogued in an out of reach corner.

I do fear the decline of proper books.  Already Amazon are selling more e-books than printed ones, though perhaps by their very scarcity in a far future world dominated by electronic readers, books will become strange and desired objects once again.

Sadly, it seems most of us don't covet horses now that we have cars in our driveways.

1995 was also a time when buying someone else's possessions that they no longer wanted meant going to a charity shop or a church hall, or perhaps a field.  Now Ebay lets us  trade with each other instantly.

Interestingly, there are similarities with the less modern art of bartering, though this isn't tit for tat; not actual swapping.  Six of my toy soldiers and this bag of marbles for your James Bond car.  Somehow once out of childhood, we seem to have an aversion to this model of trade.

Indeed, several attempts have been made at introducing swapping type websites but they are difficult to monitise and ultimately as adults, we seem more comfortable if there is a financial transaction involved, perhaps because we do see Ebay as a proper bona fide retail outlet and not the online all weather car boot, flea market, charity shop and jumble sale that it is.

We are very familiar with these rules of exchange of goods and services for money, which is why we don't take old jumpers into M&S hoping to swap them for something else.

There is argument that Ebay promotes the reuse and recycling of goods, but I feel that unless you buy something from your next door neighbour, any modicom of green credential is soon vaporised along with the fuel it took to ship the item to you and produce all the packaging it was sent in.

© Bruce Forster
But people don't use Ebay because they want to save the planet.  They use it mainly to find scarce items and because they want a bargain.   Add to this the auction model and you have the introduction of competitive time sensitive purchasing.   If buying stuff cheap makes peoples happy, feeling like they won it in a race will make them even happier.

Could the same psychology that makes people fall for the 3 for 2 offer ends soon supermarket trick, make them spend money on Ebay just to win?  I wonder.

When I was in Santa Barbara recently there were a group of homeless people who hung out by the pier.  They had set up a blanket and a plastic tupperware box on the sand below the pier with a sign that said "Try your luck at the bullseye"  One day we sat and watched for at least an hour as a constant stream of people threw small change off the pier trying to get it into the plastic box.

Needless to say the blanket was covered with coins.  I'm sure many didn't know who had set the game up, but they wanted to play, they wanted to win.

Missing the box was like being outbid on Ebay.  It was only pennies, you could keep going, keep bidding, keep throwing until you won the item and were happy in the fact that your bid above all others had been successful and you would soon be in receipt of something possibly worthwhile, that perhaps you had a use for, maybe.

You had against all odds, thrown a penny into a plastic box.

I had a crazy thought that the homeless people were actually professors of psychology and mathematics conducting experiments on their days off.  Perhaps they were, but either way, if their ingenuity got them all cup of coffee and a sandwich, or a bottle of bourbon, then that's just great. 

The internet is now a very scary place where people have actually bought Viagra™ and in exchange for a share of $30million, given their life savings to the recently deposed Nodambizia Minister of Agriculture.

So, as Novemberland finally becomes a little something ten years after it officially began, I am content to be contributing once again.  I cannot hide my cynicism but will try to at least  to disguise my misanthrope.